I Built an AI That Writes Jingles for Cursed Products

I'm on a mission to stump this AI songwriting slash vision model. So I fetted a photo of this bizarre product that I found. It's a photo of a guy who's using knives like Wolverine-style. And it actually wrote a banger. Here, check out this chorus. A hungry fork! Get your meat claws! Yeah, your meat claws! Sorry for the earworm. That was Google Lyria running on Replicate. So I noticed that it took images as an input, right? It took the input images to inspire music composition. So I gave it a whirl. And after I saw what it could do, my coding agent and I quickly built the site JingleJangle. And, of course, it's all built on Cloudflare. It uses R2 to upload the things and store the music. D1 as the database. Turnstile to help keep things human. All sorts of fun stuff here. Check it out. I've been trying to break it with weird products. And I've been surprised at how good it actually is. Like, we've got these fish. Steppin' out in style so bold. Fish flops. A brand new story to be told. You've got Danny DeVito here. But get the rest it's time you wished. So, upload your weirdest find to JingleJangle. You get five free uploads per day. And once the jingle is done, you can turn it into a video instantly. If AI gets it right, share it. If you stump it, definitely share it. Go find the most cursed product on the Internet. Upload it to JingleJangle. And tag me in the video it generates. Let's see what ends up at the top of the leaderboard. Because right now it's...